Baby Boomed

By John Darling

“Speak up, I can’t hear you.”

“Yes, I know I am losing my hair and I am sorry if my speech isn’t very clear but my dentures are rattling around today.”

“Um, yeah, my eye exam went pretty well, but I do need a stronger prescription.”

“My physical went as expected, too.  The doctor said I had the heart of a 20 year old, he said I might live long enough to bankrupt Social Security.  With everything else going wrong, I didn’t need to hear that.”

“I might just cut off my head and be perfectly healthy.”

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3 thoughts on “Baby Boomed

  1. Awesome! I’m from somewhere in the second half of the baby boom, so this is territory I’m headed into. We just have to keep the ticker going and figure out how to live with the rest of it. 🙂

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