By Todd!!!
Anonymous asked: Dear Todd, I hate my job. Any Advice?
You’ve come to the right place for career advice; I’ve been thinking about getting a job for years now.
Here are some things I’ve learned: First and foremost, don’t fall for that “early bird gets the worm” bullshit. Notice how nobody ever talks about the early worm?
Don’t be a dead worm. Sleep in, get some rest.
Also, attention to detail in evertyhing you do is VERY importnat.
-Your welcome,
Todd!!!
Dear Todd, You are SO growing on me! Can’t wait for more words of wisdom with your own personal slant on them. With a mind like yours, I think you’ll find a position somewhere before you know it.
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Man, this Todd guy is a genius.
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LOL! Thanks for stopping by my blog.
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EXCELLENT! I so wish I’d written this!
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ditto, Kate! These are so clever and amusing. 🙂
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Jobs today are more like being the worm begging for the chance to be eaten.
It’s not bullshit, it’s bird shit.
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