Little Teddy Willicker placed a box in his front yard that said: “TIME MACHINE $1.” Day after day, people flocked to it, and everyone that came out looked amazed and put a dollar in the jar—stealing my lemonade business.
I’d had enough. I cut in line and went inside. A small chair faced the wall where a piece a paper hung. It read:
1) Close your eyes and imagine a happy time.
2) Congratulations, you time traveled.
3) Please give a dollar to help me get chemo, so I might change the future.
I put all my lemonade money in.