Well, it’s not easy. Not everyone can pull it off, because there can be only one life of the party and that happens to be me. I can, however, offer you a few pointers.
People are naturally drawn to those of us who, like me, are interesting and attractive. So, the secret: Become more interesting and attractive. This can be easily accomplished by wearing a lampshade on your head.
[Note: This is Top Secret info, so once you’ve read and memorized it, please make sure to destroy your computer in a vat of acid.]