How Can I Become the Life of the Party?

13218-a-young-businessman-in-a-suit-isolated-on-a-white-background-pvBy Todd!!!

Well, it’s not easy. Not everyone can pull it off, because there can be only one life of the party and that happens to be me. I can, however, offer you a few pointers.

People are naturally drawn to those of us who, like me, are interesting and attractive. So, the secret:  Become more interesting and attractive. This can be easily accomplished by wearing a lampshade on your head.

[Note: This is Top Secret info, so once you’ve read and memorized it, please make sure to destroy your computer in a vat of acid.]

You’re welcome,

-Todd!!!

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