“Why be safe?” he said. “Why be boring? It doesn’t do you any good in the end. Who wants to be a tired old man with a lifetime of being sensible? Men who do nothing worth regretting never do anything worth remembering either.”
“So, I ask you – what is the difference between life and a pint of beer?”
He lifts his glass and takes a drink.
“Life is hard …” He says and drinks again.
“… but the more you take …” another drink,
“… the more is left for you.”
“Regrettably, the same cannot be said for beer. Gentlemen, here’s to taking more!”