Piggy in the Middle

pigs-367914_1280By Donna-Louise Bishop

I hate the middle.

From being a middle child to playing piggy in the middle or getting caught up in the middle of a fight. Heck, even the middle of the day doesn’t sit well with my digestive system.

I especially do not like sitting in the middle.

With Sweaty Betty on my right and Homer Simpson’s stomach on my left, I feel like a trapped egg salad sandwich, left to rot behind a radiator.

Did I mention I hate flying too?

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12 thoughts on “Piggy in the Middle

  1. The worst combination is being in the middle while flying! When entering a restaurant, I sit on the edge, hopefully higher up than the middle. When in college, I always got to class early so I could sit in the front row, far left seat. I guess I hate the middle, too. Thanks for a funny look — at myself.

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