By Prospero Dae
Reyansh? I can’t access my account.
How can I be of service?
Do you have wax in your ears?
No! That was my security question. And I can’t remember the answer.
Did you try a simple yes or no?
Are you on the Indian subcontinent?
No. That was my second question. I can’t remember the answer there either. Of course I tried the usual suspects. Nothing doing.
I’m sorry. I really can’t help you.
Yes, thank you. That was the answer! I’ll be able to log in now. You’re a lifesaver!