Outsourcing

headpalmBy Prospero Dae

Reyansh? I can’t access my account.

How can I be of service?

Do you have wax in your ears?

Excuse me!

No! That was my security question. And I can’t remember the answer.

Did you try a simple yes or no?

Are you on the Indian subcontinent?

Come again?

No. That was my second question. I can’t remember the answer there either. Of course I tried the usual suspects. Nothing doing.

I’m sorry. I really can’t help you.

Yes, thank you. That was the answer! I’ll be able to log in now. You’re a lifesaver!

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7 thoughts on “Outsourcing

  1. Try doing this as an American, with a Scottish accent – I had to give up on one poor lady as we could have been speaking Klingon and Ferrengi to each other. As for my fellow Americans, you have watched stupid ‘Braveheart’ and ‘Outlander’ enough to understand me. 🙂

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