It Ain’t Easy Being Me

Todd4By Todd!!!

It’s frankly appalling the lengths people go to worship me. Every day someone crams coupons and credit card offers in my mailbox. While I appreciate their generosity, I feel so violated that I never leave my house without wearing a disguise (usually a Mexican wrestling mask).

Then, one day at the MacDonalds drive-thru I’m having a seemingly normal conversation with a giant clown face when he offers to “supersize my fries” for just 39 cents. I suddenly realize that this is no ordinary giant talking clown head, but rather one of my fans offering sexual favors in secret code.

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5 thoughts on “It Ain’t Easy Being Me

  1. Lol, what’s up with that photo (pun intended), lol. How bad is that! A hahaha. Great story, but I’m pissing myself laughing at the pic with his two phallic fingers pointing to his dick. Jx

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