By Nick Dunster
Two brothers are admiring their piles of presents on Christmas morning.
“Just look at all these gifts from Santa,” the little brother says. “He’s the best.”
“Hey,” the big brother says. “You do know Mum and Dad got you all these.”
There’s an awkward pause while the mother clears her throat and the father scratches his eyebrow. Well this could be a tad tricky.
“Don’t be so stupid,” the little brother says. “Everyone knows Mum and Dad couldn’t afford all these. That would be ridiculous.”
“Exactly,” the father says, staring accusingly at the mother. “Santa eh? What a guy.”