Possible Inner Monologue of the Woman Behind Me in Line at Wholefoods Today

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By Todd!!!

*Deep breath*
Oooohhhhhmmmmm

I love waiting in line because it feels like working without having to actually work.

*Deep breath*
Oooohhhhhmmmmm

 … I give my inner child permission to just set my monkey brain aside while I’m waiting in line.

*Deep breath*
Oooohhhhhmmmmm

Actually who am I kidding? I hate lines as much as the next guy.

*Deep breath*
Oooohhhhhmmmmm

In fact, screw that guy! (with his one-two-three-four … thirteen-, fourteen-fucking items in the Express Lane!)

*Deep breath*
Oooohhhhhmmmmm …

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