“Can I Help You?”

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By Marsrick

“I’m looking for crystals.”

“We have some excellent chakra re-aligners. They also treat mange.”

“Is your shop affiliated with Cosmic Roy’s?”

“Not quite. We harvest our crystals while Sirius is in retrograde. Cosmic Roy can’t say that.”

“Wow.”

“While you’re here, check out the salt lamps.”

“Do those work?”

“Sure do, and our salt is from the Ganges Mountains. You can taste the ions.”

“My cat has diabetes. Can’t I treat that with the crystals I have at home?”

“Our wares are specifically formulated for animals. I wouldn’t endanger my pet with products intended for humans.”

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