With fondness I bid thee farewell
Unfortunately you they very rarely sell
I mourn the passing of a shirt with a pocket
Along with ground coffee, bar soap and the photo locket
What should I do with my little notebook and pen?
And the business cards I receive to no end
People laugh and say just use your phone
But how in good conscience could that become my touchstone?
So please don’t tell me the next fashion decision to be dealt
Will be the elimination of my beloved pants belt.