Spoetry

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By Bob Mcneil

Internet spam is what soda is to teeth.
(This is not a scam.)
What junk food is to health.
(We will transfer funds to you.)
What moonshine is to ulcers.
(We will ship products to you.)
What warts are to orifices.
(Go to our website for more information.)
What javelins are to anuses.
(This offer is perfect for you.)
What protestation is to time.

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