By Alfredo Macapanas Jr.
One day, an old scientist announced his break through to his wife.
“My loving wife, I’ve found the secret of immortality.” He showed her the vial filled with liquid.
“The potion of anti-aging,” he said. “It’s like the fountain of youth. We’ll be young forever.”
“I prefer my current state,” said his wife.
“Don’t you want to live forever?”
“We’re not meant to live forever, you know that.”
“Then I’ll drink this alone.”
“Let’s take first our supper.”
The scientist agreed. His wife dropped something on their food. The scientist never got to drink the potion.