Sometimes I like the idea of god as this all-powerful voyeur. Like he created the world and all the people just to amuse himself, and occasionally he interferes just to keep things interesting, but most of the time he just watches, lets us get on with our lives. So I think, sometimes … this is going to sound stupid, but … sometimes I feel like if I do enough to keep god entertained then he won’t interfere with me, and if I ever get boring, he’ll force me into a dramatic situation. Burn my house down or kill my parents or something.
Nick Lord Lancaster lives in Essex with his wife and two daughters (one human, one canine).