The 37th Gender


By Xauri’EL Zwaan

Tiffany said, “Please call me she. I identify as a woman.”

Snorting with laughter at his own joke, Roy stroked his neckbeard and proclaimed, “Well, I identify as an attack helicopter!”

Tiffany shot him with a Hellfire missile.

His last words before the explosion were “You SJWs are so sensiti–”


Xauri’EL Zwaan is an old soul in a young body growing old; a mendicant artist striving for meaning, fame and fortune, or pie (where available); a gender-fluid bisexual, greenpunk socialist, Satanist, and Goth.

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