By David Jacobs
My neighbor asked if I’d feed his fish while he was away. I said sure.
I sprinkled some fish food in the water and all the fish disappeared, except one.
It swam up to the glass and gave me the bubbles.
The same thing happened when I fed them again. Like before, one fish swam up to the glass and gave me the bubbles from its backside.
I showed it a picture of a school of piranhas devouring a crocodile.
I pointed to the crocodile and then to him/her. It swam away quickly, and the other fish appeared again.
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