When are you getting a doorman?
A doorman, When are you getting one?
You’ve got me and Bev.
You two are bloody hopeless. You’re never around when I want to come in or go out.
You always want to come in or go out. You can’t make up your mind. We can’t just stand at the door all day long attending to your whims.
So can I have a doorman then?
They don’t come cheap. We’ll have to cut back on expenses. No more cans of flashy cat food.
Damn! Can I have a cut price doorman then?
John had great fun writing this, teasing readers.