It came as a surprise to Nigel Cravenly that he possessed a superpower.
Nigel was already middle-aged when Sarah Whittens said that she loved three things: eating, her pretty poetry and her adorable Corgi.
Though she said these words out loud, Nigel just knew that Sarah had not deployed any punctuation in her statement.
So, applying tracked changes to the verbal conversation, Nigel enquired what grape variety Sarah enjoyed with her precious verse and her precocious puppy. Sarah retorted that Nigel should shove his commas next to his colon.
Having discovered his superpower, Nigel wished he had a better one.
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Archie writes “primarily to impress his wife, but would appreciate a wider audience.”
😂Witty and funny, thanks, I needed that
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Lol. Fun! 🌷
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Haha! So funny and creative! Should that end with a period? 🙂
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Oh my! I finally got the joke!!! Good one Terveen!
(So much for being Pedantic Man in disguise!)
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Haha! I’m glad. We often surprise ourselves. 🙂
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As someone who shares this superpower, often with the same result, I can relate to Pedantic Man. Well, done.
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Thanks andypanda65. Yes, there may be a little bit of me in Pedantic Man too. Sigh.
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