A Self-Educated Man

By lornalorna16

Did you know crutches don’t float? I learned that today.

Last month I learned that my car brakes were faulty and what a tibia plateau fracture was.

A week ago I learned the name and telephone number of the pretty nurse with green eyes at the fracture clinic. Apparently this morning so did my wife; she tracked me to the park bench next to the pond where I had arranged to meet the pretty green eyes. Before she had stormed off, after hurling abuse, she had hurled the crutches.

Tomorrow I expect I will learn how expensive a solicitor is.

“I enjoy the escapism of writing, and exploring the ‘what if.'” – the writer

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