Death is imminent, was all the email stated. Nothing in the subject line, and just a series of nonsensical characters that made up the return email address.
Janelle looked around the office to see any signs of a snickering co-worker. As in bad taste as it was, she wouldn’t put it past someone to think this was funny. She was the last one in the office though, and there was no sign of anyone hiding out.
She decided to call out, “I don’t think that’s funny.”
An email appeared in her inbox that read, It never is.
“I am forever arming the weapons of mass distraction.” – the writer