By William Presley
I had been skeptical of polygamy when my parents first introduced me to the FLDS church. Indeed, it took a surgical residency to finally realize the genius in the design – that while no woman could be the total package, each could contribute a small piece to the perfect whole. My first wife had magnificent hair, the second piercing blue eyes, the third an angelic face and slim torso, and the last, legs to die for. I put down my sutures and sighed. Yes, together, they made a flawless partner; but what to do with the rest of the body parts?
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William Presley is a graduate student in human genetics who spends his spare time “desperately hocking his fiction at anyone who will have it.”