By Prospero Dae
Reyansh? I can’t access my account.
How can I be of service?
Do you have wax in your ears?
Excuse me!
No! That was my security question. And I can’t remember the answer.
Did you try a simple yes or no?
Are you on the Indian subcontinent?
Come again?
No. That was my second question. I can’t remember the answer there either. Of course I tried the usual suspects. Nothing doing.
I’m sorry. I really can’t help you.
Yes, thank you. That was the answer! I’ll be able to log in now. You’re a lifesaver!
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Try doing this as an American, with a Scottish accent – I had to give up on one poor lady as we could have been speaking Klingon and Ferrengi to each other. As for my fellow Americans, you have watched stupid ‘Braveheart’ and ‘Outlander’ enough to understand me. 🙂
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A perfect profile of outsourcing and misinformation from a so called professional customer service representative. Love it.
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OMG I so relate to this one! 🙂 Um what was the question? Oh my PIN. Sorry I have no idea where I left it.
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Brilliant
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I hope these comments are going into a lengthy queue to be ignored, then posted onto the wrong item after an appropriate delay?
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Brilliant! “Who’s on first?” updated and taken to new heights of absurdity!
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