Freud may have been a fraud
But his theory of penis envy
Makes sense
Now we WASPI women
View older friends
With pension envy
How come they have whoppers
And we do not?
Carolyn writes “because it allows me to let off steam, politely.”
By Michael Thomas Ellis
‘Tis writ that only rot be wrote
by those who seldom write nor writ,
and those what learned to write by rote,
shall rare see quote what rough they writ.
— Bill
“I write because I’d never be able remember these things if I only spoke them out loud. Besides, imagine the looks if I did.” – the writer
So what’s your story? You’ve been out all day, don’t come home at night, and just when we’ve locked up and getting ready to go out, you rock up! Nice one. I know what you want. I know what you’re after. So, what’s your story, eh? She looks up at him with her mock-innocent amber eyes, but the cat has nothing to say.
John’s new poetry chapbook, Hope is the Helium, is coming out this year.
I’ve thought a lot about waste lines lately —
All the lines I failed to utter;
the cutting remarks I failed to make;
the punch lines of jokes I mucked up or forgot;
the lines I fed women after my ex left me in the hope of getting lucky;
but principally the lie I told you why I couldn’t make your seventieth
and now the line I’ve joined of all the other sad sacks hopping on dating sites for the third or fourth time this year.
John Malone is a South Australian writer of flash fiction, short stories and poetry who delights in Literature wherever it is found.
By The Drabble
To celebrate the end of the fifth calendar year of our existence, we present some our favorite posts of 2019. While we are grateful to every Drabble reader and writer for helping to make this site such an unexpected success, we want to recognize a few pieces that truly accomplished what we were setting out to do when we began this blog almost five years ago. Here (in no particular order) are a few drabbles we truly loved in 2019. We hope you do, too:
Unconditional by Toni G.
When You See Me Walk by J. Nayana Nair
The Poems I Have Not Written by John Malone
A Lie for My Boy by Roy Gomez
Lonely Photographer by Bello Olabisi
My Father by Dianne Moritz
Partners by S.B. Borgersen
My White Cane is a Magic Wand by Rebecca L. Holland
Some of the Time by Ali Grimshaw
Space Dew by Neil Clark
Your Mother, the Clown by David Derey
Darkness by G. Allen Willbanks
My neighbors hate me. As predicted, twelve-drummers-drumming showed up at my house this morning, making the neighborhood suffer through twelve deafening solos. Behind them stood replicas of the previous twelve days of gifts—three-hundred-sixty-four in total. The majority of them hungry living things.
We had one date! One! I’ll admit, the first partridge was a charming gift. By day four, when twenty birds flew around my house, I broke it off with him. Out of spite, he kept sending “gifts.”
I now have three-hundred-thirty-four lives to find homes for. Thankfully, thirty golden rings should cover the groceries.
Worst Christmas ever.
Jacqueline Moran Meyer is a small business owner living in New York who wishes there were more hours in the day. Her mantra: The only time it’s too late late to try something new is when you’re dead.
By Eliza Mimski
Dear Heavenly Father,
Max had the nerve to break up with me last night. I did absolutely nothing wrong. Please let him regret it and text me saying he misses me and wants to get back together. I would like flowers when he comes over, preferably roses, red ones. Also, please make him really suck up to me because I’m going to play hard to get just so he knows that if he ever breaks up with me again, it will be hell for him.
Thank You, Heavenly Father,
Your friend,
Deanna
PS. I’ll be wearing my low-cut red dress.
“I write because I cannot imagine a world where I didn’t, couldn’t … It’s how I spend my time when not working.” – the writer
