By Brad Rose With its windows rolled down, a lowrider passed, Sympathy for the Devil, belting out its introduction to Satan. Ramon turned to me, said, “Did you hear Vito was charged with unlawful flight to avoid prosecution?” I said, “We used to be partners, but we were never really close.” “For only one dead … Continue reading Without a Voltage Meter to Check How Hot a Fence Is, You’re Just Guessing
By Brad Rose Told Shanice that I don’t like to give myself any crazy ideas, so I focus on what’s important, what’s right in front of me. Just get the job done. Wednesday, when I pulled up to the bank, it was quiet as a fingerprint. As I entered, both tellers smiled at me, as … Continue reading Escape Tunnel
By Brad Rose I sleep with the secret policeman’s wife. Thursdays. Her soft skin, her violet eyes, an exquisite crime. I don’t think she much likes me, but she hates him more. ‘Momento mori’ means remember that you have to die. I am a peaceful man, but I have a weakness for beauty, for hazard. … Continue reading Joie de Vivre
By Brad Rose Out here, you get more stucco for your money. I’m on autopilot, the steering wheel barely necessary. You don’t need a telescope to discover the bad planets, although a thing must be lost before it’s found. Somewhere in my head, I’m swimming away from a blue boat, a warm, salt wind blowing … Continue reading Suburban Evening Commute
By Brad Rose Immediately following our blind date, Kandi and I were married. She had eyes like laser pointers; she admired my bullet points. I was born an orphan. Kandi’s parents had disowned her at birth. It seemed a marriage made in heaven. We honeymooned in Vegas, a city renowned for rapid marriages and instantaneous … Continue reading Blind Date
By Brad Rose Gravity is neither human nor animal, so close to the ground, it frightens the trees. Those clouds, lawless, out of control, like school children who aced the test. I slacken now, into sleep’s box canyon. It’s fun at first, but its theme is damnation. Even if you give it the benefit of … Continue reading Your Secret is Safe with Me
By Brad Rose Counting backward in dog years, I fell asleep during my trial. I dreamed I saw the ocean for the first time. The sea’s blue voice opened the sky’s solemn jaw, while the waves’ tingling excitement curled toward the beige sand. Monied sunbathers faced the water as if it were a god or … Continue reading Swimming in Money
By Brad Rose I’m a very person. It’s not the anesthesia. Here, with you, beneath the cross-eyed moon, while we eat these silver slivered minnows, it’s like a medical condition. Last night, I dreamed we were warming our feet by a cozy forest fire, the ketchup-colored flames burning through our sleep. You, a one-fingered pianist, … Continue reading Second Date? (It’s Funny What a Little Moonlight Can Do)
By Brad Rose My brain is awake, my body asleep. It’s like the sun shining in the rain. I see things that aren’t there: next to the lake, angels eating breakfast; near the girls’ dormitory, dogs on fire. Who should I tell? I like clouds—nimbus, cirrus, anvil—ghost-empty, fog-quiet, the slow march of the sky’s lonely … Continue reading Perfect Weather
